DERELICT.

(Notices to Mariners. North Atlantic Ocean. Derelict reported.)

"We left 'er 'eaded for Lord knows where, in latitude forty-nine,

With a cargo o' deals from Puget Sound, an' 'er bows blown out by a mine;

I seen 'er just as the dark come down—I seen 'er floatin' still,

An' I 'ope them deals'd let her sink afore so long," said Bill.

"It warn't no use to stand by 'er—she could neither sail nor steer—

With the biggest part of a thousand mile between 'er and Cape Clear;

The sea was up to 'er waterways an' gainin' fast below,

But I'd like to know she went to 'er rest as a ship's a right to go.

"For it's bitter 'ard on a decent ship, look at it 'ow you may,

That's worked her traverse an' stood 'er trick an' done 'er best in 'er day,

To be driftin' around like a nine-days-drowned on the Western Ocean swell,

With never a hand to reef an' furl an' steer an' strike the bell.

"No one to tend 'er binnacle lamps an' light 'er masthead light,

Or scour 'er plankin' or scrape 'er seams when the days are sunny an' bright;

No one to sit on the hatch an' yarn an' smoke when work is done,

An' say, 'That gear wants reevin' new some fine dogwatch, my son.'

"No one to stand by tack an' sheet when it's comin' on to blow;

Never the roar of 'Rio Grande' to the watch's stamp-an'-go;

An' the seagulls settin' along the rail an' callin' the long day through,

Like the souls of old dead sailor-men as used to be 'er crew.

"Never a port of all 'er ports for 'er to fetch again,

Nothin' only the sea an' the sky, the sun, the wind an' the rain;

It's cruel 'ard on a decent ship, an' so I tell you true,

An' I wish I knew she 'ad gone to 'er rest as a good ship ought to do."

C.F.S.


Mabel. "WHAT SORT OF A DANCE WAS IT LAST NIGHT? HOW DID YOU GET ON?"

Gladys. "OH, ALL RIGHT. I WAS UP TO MY KNEES IN BOYS ALL THE EVENING."