The H.D. and Q. Department.
"Major-General F.G. Bond is gazetted Director of Quartering at the War Office."
Pacifists beware!
"DIRTY WORK
AT
DOWNING STREET.BY
HORATIO BOTTOMLEY."John Bull.
They shouldn't have let him in.
Officer. "WHY WERE YOU NOT AT ROLL-CALL LAST NIGHT?"
Defaulter. "WELL, SIR, WITH THIS 'ERE CAMP CAMOUFLAGED SO MUCH, I COULDN'T FIND MY WAY OUT OF THE CANTEEN."