A Good Day's Work.
"He left Flanders on leave at one o'clock yesterday morning and was in London after fourteen months' fighting before sundown."—Daily News.
"Why can't we find machies for long-distance raids since Germans can?"—Evening News.
Personally, if distance is required, we prefer a brassie. We can only assume that the iron club is chosen in consequence of the number of bad lies there are about.
On the German Naval mutiny:—
"They may be divided into two camps. One holds that it is not an affair to which too much importance can be attached; the other that it is an affair to which one cannot attach too much importance."—Star.
We cannot help feeling that these two factions might safely be accommodated in the same camp.
