MORE SEX PROBLEMS.
From a stock-auction report:—
"THE BULL CALVES. THE BULL CALVES."
Glasgow Herald.
Notwithstanding the repetition of this statement we find great difficulty in believing it.
"SOLDIERS' CHRISTMAS GIFTS. POSTING DATES FOR EGYPT AND SALONIKA."
Times.
It sounds a little like consigning coal to Newcastle.
"AIR RAIDS.—Peaceful country rectory, Hampshire, well out of danger zone, can receive three or four paying guests. Large garden, beautiful scenery, high, bracing. Simple life. £10 each weekly."—The Times.
This enterprising parson seems to have borrowed his recipe for the simple life from GRAY'S Elegy:—
Along the cool sequester'd vale of life
They kept the noiseless tenner of their way.