MARIANA IN WAR-TIME.

This tedious and important War

Has altered much that went before,

But did you hear about the change

At Mariana's Moated Grange?

You all of you will recollect

The gross condition of neglect

In which the place appeared to be,

And Mariana's apathy,

Her idleness, her want of tone,

Her—well, her absence of backbone.

Her relatives, no doubt, had tried

To single out the brighter side,

Had scolded her about the moss

And only made her extra cross.

But when the War had really come

At once the place began to hum,

And Mariana's, bless her heart!

She threw herself into the part

Of cooking for the V.A.D.

And wholly lost her lethargy.

She sent her gardeners off pell-mell

(They hadn't kept the gardens well),

And got a lady-gardener in

Who didn't cost her half the tin,

And who, before she'd been a day,

Had scraped the blackest moss away.

She put a jolly little boat

For wounded soldiers on the moat;

Her relatives were bound to own

How practical the girl had grown.

She often said, "I feel more cheery,

I doubt if I can stick this dreary

Old grange again when peace is rife;

You really couldn't call it life."

But something infinitely more

Than just a European War

Would have been requisite to part

Romance from Mariana's heart;

Once more she felt within her stir

The dawn of une affaire de coeur;

In other words, I must confess

She found her thoughts were centred less

On that young man who never came

And more on Captain What's-his-name,

Who'd left his other leg in France

And was a model of romance.


The wedding was a pretty thing;

I sent the "Idylls of the King,"

Well bound. And Mariana wrote

A most appreciative note.

They live in London now, I'm told;

The Moated Grange is let (or sold);

I only hope they'll manage so

That TENNYSON need never know.