A LOST LAND.

(TO GERMANY.)

A childhood land of mountain ways,

Where earthy gnomes and forest fays,

Kind foolish giants, gentle bears,

Sport with the peasant as he fares

Affrighted through the forest glades,

And lead sweet wistful little maids

Lost in the woods, forlorn, alone,

To princely lovers and a throne.


Dear haunted land of gorge and glen,

Ah me! the dreams, the dreams of men!

A learned land of wise old books

And men with meditative looks,

Who move in quaint red-gabled towns

And sit in gravely-folded gowns,

Divining in deep-laden speech

The world's supreme arcana—each

A homely god to listening Youth

Eager to tear the veil of Truth;


Mild votaries of book and pen—

Alas, the dreams, the dreams of men!

A music land, whose life is wrought

In movements of melodious thought;

In symphony, great wave on wave—

Or fugue, elusive, swift, and grave;

A singing land, whose lyric rhymes

Float on the air like village chimes:

Music and Verse—the deepest part

Of a whole nation's thinking heart!


Oh land of Now, oh land of Then!

Dear God! the dreams, the dreams of men!

Slave nation in a land of hate,

Where are the things that made you great?

Child-hearted once—oh, deep defiled,

Dare you look now upon a child?

Your lore—a hideous mask wherein

Self-worship hides its monstrous sin:—

Music and verse, divinely wed—

How can these live where love is dead?


Oh depths beneath sweet human ken,

God help the dreams, the dreams of men!


"The Blessington Papers are included with all their atmosphere of distinguished High Bohemia. Among them are some interesting Disraeli letters—he was ever her staunch friend from the early 'thirties to the late 'forties, when his son had risen and her's—how brilliant!—had set."—Saturday Review.

And up to the present we had been under the impression that both these distinguished persons were childless.


HINT FOR HORTICULTURISTS.

"Mr. ——, undertaker, of Temuka, improved his plant by the purchase of a new hearse."—Timaru Herald (New Zealand).


"Mr. —— hopes shortly to be seen again in revue in the Wet End."—Pall Mall Gazette.

Or, as the CENSOR would put it, "somewhere in England."


Daily Mail (Ordinary Edition), 3 September, 1917: "Lord Halsbury is 92 to-day."
Times (Late War Edition), 3 September, 1917: "The Earl of Halsbury is 94 to-day."

Yet, from personal observation, one would never believe that the EX-LORD CHANCELLOR was ageing so rapidly.


From "German Official":—

"With the use of numerous tanks and aeroplanes, flying at a low altitude, the English infantry soon after advanced to the attack on this front."—Evening Paper.

Now that the enemy has given away the secret of our new weapon the CENSOR might let us know more of our flying Tanks.


"Prisoner then seized her round the throat with both hands and hit her on the head with a steel case-opener."—Daily Paper.

Which, presumably, he carried in his teeth.