THE PRUDENT ORATOR.
"The Premier was accompanied by Mrs. Lloyd George and his laughter."
Irish Daily Telegraph.
"Our new nippers are beginning to squeeze to some tune in France and Belgium."
Liverpool Daily Post.
Try a little oil.
We print (with shame and the consciousness of turpitude) the following letter:—
"Bed 56, E Block, 11/9/1917.
"DEAR SIR,—This morning I was reading your edition dated September 5, 1917. In the 'Charivaria' I saw an article in which you proclaimed the North Pole to be the only territory that has not had its neutrality violated by the Huns. I beg to draw your attention to the South Pole.
"I remain, yours sincerely,
"A WOUNDED TOMMY."