Another Impending Apology.
"I was sorry to hear that Lady Diana had met with a nasty motor accident; but had escaped with only slight injuries."—Mrs. Gossip in "The Daily Sketch."
"STOP-PRESS NEWS.
GERMAN OFFICIAL."Also ran: Julian, The Vizier, Siller and Pennant."—Manchester Evening Chronicle.
It is not often that the German official communiqués admit defeat.
"The Poor's Piece appears to be a sort of No Man's Land, and ever since the extinction of Vestrydom has been within the parochial administrative parvenu of the Urban District Council."—Essex Paper.
Who is this municipal upstart?
A SIGNIFICANT STEP.
The Evening Post's Washington correspondent states: "Mr. Lloyd George's speech at Glasgow is a significant step in the process of winning the war by liplomatic strategy."—Sydney Daily Telegraph.
There's many a slip 'twixt the dip and the lip; but "liplomatic" is not a bad word.