Another Impending Apology.

"I was sorry to hear that Lady Diana had met with a nasty motor accident; but had escaped with only slight injuries."—Mrs. Gossip in "The Daily Sketch."


"STOP-PRESS NEWS.
GERMAN OFFICIAL.

"Also ran: Julian, The Vizier, Siller and Pennant."—Manchester Evening Chronicle.

It is not often that the German official communiqués admit defeat.


"The Poor's Piece appears to be a sort of No Man's Land, and ever since the extinction of Vestrydom has been within the parochial administrative parvenu of the Urban District Council."—Essex Paper.

Who is this municipal upstart?


A SIGNIFICANT STEP.

The Evening Post's Washington correspondent states: "Mr. Lloyd George's speech at Glasgow is a significant step in the process of winning the war by liplomatic strategy."—Sydney Daily Telegraph.

There's many a slip 'twixt the dip and the lip; but "liplomatic" is not a bad word.