MORE SEX PROBLEMS
"For Sale.—Dark red Shorthorn Bulls, from two years downwards, bred to milk for thirty years."—Farmer's Weekly.
"For Sale by Auction, one Mare Colt."—Kent and Sussex Courier.
"Then again the cockerel is a summer layer."—Irish Farming World.
"Sir Godfrey Baring, the sitting Liberal member, is not standing again."—Evening Paper.
If he's not going to sit or stand, he'll have to take it lying down.
A Venetian boy-scout on the Lido
Had sighted a hostile torpedo,
So he cried, "Don't suppoge
You can blow up the Doge;
You must do without him—as we do."
"WEST OF ENGLAND.—To be Sold, a perfect gentleman's Residence, in faultless condition and all modern improvements, and a pedigree Stock Farm of 150 acres adjoining, with possession."—Daily Paper.
We hope the pedigree of the perfect gentleman is included as well as that of the stock farm.