Demobilised.

Daddy's got his civvies on:

In his room upstairs

You should have heard him stamping round,

Throwing down the chairs;

When I went to peep at him

Daddy banged his door....

Well, I think I'll hide from Daddy

Till the next Great War!


Exhausted Shopman. "WELL, SIR, YOU'VE HAD ON EVERY HAT IN THE PLACE. I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SUGGEST."

Fastidious Warrior (hopelessly). "NO, I SEE NOTHING FOR IT BUT TO REMAIN IN THE ARMY."