Demobilised.
Daddy's got his civvies on:
In his room upstairs
You should have heard him stamping round,
Throwing down the chairs;
When I went to peep at him
Daddy banged his door....
Well, I think I'll hide from Daddy
Till the next Great War!
Exhausted Shopman. "WELL, SIR, YOU'VE HAD ON EVERY HAT IN THE PLACE. I'M SURE I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SUGGEST."
Fastidious Warrior (hopelessly). "NO, I SEE NOTHING FOR IT BUT TO REMAIN IN THE ARMY."