Unnatural History.
From a feuilleton:—
"She watched him catch the sticklebacks which were one day to turn into frogs."
Church Family Newspaper.
"The Crown Prince expressed hope he would one day be able to return to Germany and live there as a sample citizen."—Bath Herald.
We don't think quite so badly of the Germans as all that.
"To Property Owners and Hotel Proprietors.—Start Redecorating and Repairs now, before the rush comes, and gives the boys returning a chance for work."—Provincial Paper.
Personally, we shall postpone our order until the boys do come home.
Artist. "I CAN'T AFFORD TEN POUNDS. MY BANK TELLS ME I'M OVERDRAWN NOW."
His Wife. "SURELY YOU CAN GET IT AT ANOTHER BANK? THEY CAN'T ALL BE AS HARD UP AS THAT."