PIVOTS.

"Bermondsey Bill," who used to be

The idol of the N.S.C.,

Began to fight in 17—

P.T. instructor, very keen,

Teaching recruits to jab the faces

Of dummy Germans at the bases.

But Bill, I see, is booked to box

Tomkins, the Terror of the Docks,

And nobody should feel surprised

That Bill has been demobilised.

Although the War upset, I fear,

John Jones's pacifist career,

He did not murmur or repine,

But hurried to the nearest mine,

And stuck it till the "refugees"

Were all transplanted overseas.

In France he saw some dreadful scenes

As salesman in E.F. canteens;

But when the Bosch had been chastised

He was at once demobilised.

A most diverting person, Brown—

The "star" comedian in Town,

And, since he donned a posh Sam B.,

O.C. Amusements, L. of C.

He steadfastly refused to whine

Because he never saw the Line,

But carried on, stout fellow, and

Is now at home, I understand.

A pivot so well-paid and prized

Just had to be demobilised.


Officer (on leave). "YOU'LL BE GLAD TO HAVE THE BISLEY MEETING REVIVED?"

Veteran Volunteer Marksman. "YES; BUT THERE'LL BE SOME POOR SCORING. YOU SEE THERE'S BEEN NO SERIOUS SHOOTING FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS."