THE INFLUENZA-MASK.

"Shall I," he cried, "who made the Hun skedaddle

And caused the Wacht an Rhein to lose its job,

Taught Johnny Turk the use of boot and saddle

And fetched out FERDINANDO for a blob—

Shall I allow each little grinning urchin

To move me from my purpose? Shall I shrink

For fear of idle Rumour wagging her chin?

No, no! I do not think.

"My high emprise may set the suburbs hooting

And lay me under Balham's local curse;

There be—I know it—those in Upper Tooting

Would lynch the prophet and insult his hearse;

But when my feet have kicked this mortal bucket

Millions will bless me!—more I cannot ask;

So, John, distract me not! Jemima, chuck it!

And, Jane, bring forth the mask!"