A JUNKER INTERLUDE.

Once more the Militant Mode recurs

With clank of sabre and clink of spurs;

Once more the long grey cloaks adorn

The bellicose backs of the high-well-born;

Once more to the click of martial boots

Junkers exchange their grave salutes,

Taking the pavement, large with side,

Shoulders padded and elbows wide;

And if a civilian dares to mutter

They boost him off and he bites the gutter.

Down by the Brandenburger Thor

Kitchens are worked by cooks of war;

Loyal moustaches cease to sag,

Leaping for joy of the old war-flag;

Drums are beating and bugles blare

And passionate bandsmen rip the air;

Prussia's original ardour rallies

At the sound of Deutschland über alles,

And warriors slap their fighting pants

To the tune Heil dir im Siegeskranz.

Life, in a word, recalls the phase

Of the glorious Hohenzollern days.

What if a War's meanwhile occurred

And talk of a humbling Peace been heard?

Treaties are meant to be torn in two

And wars are made to be fought anew.

Hoch! for the Tag, by land and main,

When the Monarchy comes to its own again.

Surely tho wind of it, faint but sweet,

The Old Man sniffed in his Dutch retreat;

Surely it gave his pulse a jog

As he went for his thirteen thousandth log,

Possibly causing the axe to jam

When he thought of his derelict Potsdam,

Of his orb mislaid and his head's deflation,

And visions arose of a Restoration.

(If not for himself, it might be done

For Little Willie or Willie's son).

Alas for the chances of child or sire!

The coup went phut, for the Kapp missed fire.

O.S.