WHAT'S IN A NAME?
Mate. "WHILE WE ARE DOIN' HER UP, WHAT ABOUT GIVIN' HER A NEW NAME? HOW WOULD 'FUSION' DO?"
Captain. "'FUSION' OR 'CONFUSION'—IT'S ALL ONE TO ME SO LONG AS I'M SKIPPER."
First Juvenile Spectator (as the Oxford crew go out to practice). "There y'are, 'Err—wot did I tell yer? They 'ave got only one oar each!"
Second ditto. "You wait till the day of the race!"