"THE LION OF LUCERNE."
Mr. Lloyd George (having jodelled heavily). "NOT A SINGLE DISSENTIENT ECHO! THIS IS THE SORT OF PEACE CONFERENCE I LIKE." (Continues to jodel.)
Mabel (in barefaced attempt to detain Mother when saying "Good-night"). "Oh, Mummy, I would like to tell you a story about three little boys."
Mother. "No, no; go to sleep. There's no time to tell a story about three little boys."
Mabel. "Well, then, let me tell you a story about two little boys."