IN THE CAUSE OF ART.
Patron. "When are yer goin' to start my Wife's Picture and mine? 'Cause, when the 'Ouse is up we're a goin'——"
Artist. "Oh, I'll get the Canvases at once, and——"
Patron (millionnaire). "Canvas! 'Ang it!—none o' yer Canvas for me! Price is no objec'! I can afford to pay for something better than Canvas!!" [Tableau!]