FELINE AMENITIES.
TWO CASES OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY.
Mrs. de Vere Jones (rushing up to Mrs. Stanley Brown, whom she hates). "Oh, how do you do, dear Lady Wrymouth?"
[Lady Wrymouth is said to be the plainest Woman in the whole British Peerage!
Mrs. Stanley Brown. "Very well, thanks, dear Mrs. Cormoran. How are you?"
[Mrs. Cormoran is said to be the plainest Woman in the whole British Empire!