Lines on the Labour Conference.
The youthful German Emperor may try
By Socialistic plans to prop his rule.
Some think 'twill all result in a great cry,
And little (Berlin) wool.
Still, all good souls will wish young William luck.
The Teutons may not relish Swiss suggestion,
But anyhow it shows the Emperor's pluck
In handling Berne-ing questions.
Q. Shall Privates in uniform be admitted to the stalls and boxes in theatres? A. Certainly, if covered with "Orders." Private Boxes henceforth will be Boxes for Privates.
