A LORD OF THE ADMIRALTY VERY MUCH AT SEA.
(An incident of Mr. Ashmead-Bartlett's recent Tour in Ireland.)
Mr. A.B. "WHY PAT, MY LAD, I SEE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN OF HERE. THESE POTATOES ARE REMARKABLY FINE!"
Pat. "BEDAD, SOR, BUT THEY'RE NOT PRATIES AT ALL, AT ALL. SHURE, IT'S THE TURNIPS YOUR HONOUR'S LOOKING AT!"