ACCORDING TO A RECENT PRECEDENT.

[Her Majesty's Servants are invited to cheer the Queen.—Official Invitation.]

Soldiers. Not us—we want more food!

Sailors. Belay there—give us more liberty ashore!

C.S. Clerks. Can't attend to private business during office hours—redress our grievances!

Postmen. Don't care a rap—groans as before—haven't changed our sentiments!

Police. Move on with that there request—just mind your own business, and look after our pensions!

Inland Revenue Receivers. No! That's the only Tax that needn't be paid!


DISTINGUISHED UNIONISTS.—On Saturday next, at Westminster Abbey, Mr. H.M. STANLEY, the founder of the "Congo Free State," enters the "Can't-go Free State."