"A TAKE OFF"

Cling to your winter flannels
Till well along toward June,
For many a one is taken off
By taking them off too soon.
Antiquity of Ready-to-Wear Clothing:
Eve's dress was the first truly "out-of-sight" costume, "fig"-uratively speaking. Poultry Note:
Roosters are rather hard to manage, but hens lay wherever they are put.

SUNDAY
MONDAYWas it not about April 1st that the Laird of Skibo declared he would give away real money instead of libraries?
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAYNoah born. Noah first taught the race how wise a thing it is to lay up something for a rainy day. He laid up an ark.
THURSDAY
FRIDAY(64) Roman citizens conspire to fire Nero.
SATURDAY(64) Nero fires Rome.
APRIL
Umbrellas cover a multitude of thieves.