FAMILY TREES

Men are luckless farmers,
Their Family Trees will show,
For many who grafted Peaches
Are ruined by their Blow. 		Golf Rule:
If you strike your partner, while driving, the stroke counts against him. Health Note:
To cure palpitation of the heart, it is best to ask her at once and have it over with.
SUNDAYGENEALOGICAL NOTE
Any low-browed, brindle rooster
Can kerdoodle if he choose ter
And strut about and cackle, "Tra la la!"
But an incubator chicken
Hatched by steam's a mighty slick un'
If it's wise enough to recognize its ma.
MONDAY
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY
THURSDAY(1640) Torture abolished in England.
(1906) Corsets still worn.
FRIDAYLaw now off on certain fish. Get the hook.
SATURDAY
NOVEMBER
Home is where you are not allowed to sit on the sofa pillows.