GARDEN AND FARMING HINTS:
| Black-eyed Susan, Sweet William, and Johnny-Jump-Up will not grow in a garden built for two. Either William or John must be weeded out. Silk hose are preferable to rubber when raising Ladies' Slippers. Trumpet vines grow fast on automobiles. Young ladies at summer resorts should cultivate Bachelor's Buttons; with care they may be grafted into Bridal Roses. Many an Ox-eyed Daisy proves a Snapdragon after picking. Wild Oats sown in second childhood are reaped by the next generation. Snowballs and highballs both fade away in hot weather. It's a deep-rooted crop of weeds that the muck rake won't loosen. Very young men give their attention to the cultivation of Widow's Weeds; men of an older growth prefer to watch the Tender Buds bloom. | Rainy Day Advice: To pick out your umbrella from among a number of better ones: take the best one—it's yours. |
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| MONDAY | Harvard University founded—the oldest institution of foot-ball and accidental learning in America. |
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| THURSDAY | (1895) Elbert Hubbard had his hair cut. Wise Elbert Hubbard Went to his cupboard To get the poor world a thought, But when he got there The cupboard was bare And so the poor world got naught. |
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| If you can fool half the people all the time, that's good enough; don't be a hog. |