HELPFUL HINT FOR OCTOBER
| If you have carelessly left your ermine muff and neck-piece where the moths have attacked it during the summer, an easy and simple way to remedy the damage will be—but wait! Maybe you haven't any ermine muff and neck-piece. Far be it from us to touch a tender spot. She—(very décolleté). How far do you think a girl ought to go toward revealing the secrets of her heart? He—(sizing her up). Well, I should say you'd gone about the limit. | Footwear Advice: Two empty bananas make a very good pair of slippers. Health Hint: There is no sure cure for laziness, but a second wife may relieve it. |
| SUNDAY | There was a young man from St. Louis Who'd eat nothing else but chop souis, A habit he learned When his medals he earned In the fight at Manila with Douis! |
| MONDAY | |
| TUESDAY | (1196) Diet at Wurzburg—beer and pretzels. |
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| THURSDAY | "Half a suit of pajamas is better than no
nightie." —Hindoo Proverb. |
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| OCTOBER | |
| The easiest way to put a baby to sleep is the rockiest way. |