MATERIA MEDICA

When Willie was young he cried for Mayoria.
When Willie grew older he sought Governoria.
When Willie woke up he'd lost his donoria.
Now Willie is dead: they gave him Castoria.
A Feat in Contortion:
To make both ends meet on $8 per week. Farm Hint:
Make the sled runners of slippery elm.

SUNDAY
MONDAY(1305) Dante's "Inferno" first noted description of hell.
(1906) Upton Sinclair's "Jungle" a close second.
TUESDAY
WEDNESDAY(1540) Gomera planned Panama Canal.
(1640) The Dutch took it up—then laid it down.
THURSDAY(1879) DeLesseps tries it, but gets snarled up in the Muck Rake.
(1906) Work progressing as rapidly as hot air will allow.
FRIDAY
SATURDAY
MAY
There's many a slip 'twixt the stock and the tip.