KITCHEN CONUNDRUM.
"Come Thomas," says Kitty, "pray make us a pun,—
You're goodnatured and never refuse;"
"Ask coachee," says Tom, "he's the fellow for Fun,—
For he knows the way to a-mews."
Says coachee, "Why Thomas you puzzle my brains,
For you never can bridle your wit;"
"But how comes it, that I, tho' exposed to the reins
Ev'ry day, never suffer a bit?"