PARODY OF THE FIRST SONG IN THE BEGGAR'S OPERA.

Through all the odd noses in vogue,

Each nose is turn'd up at its brother;

Broad and blunt they call platter and pug,

And thus they take snuff at each other.

The short calls the long nose a snout,

The long calls the short nose a snub;

And the bottle nose being so stout,

Thinks every sharp one a scrub.

T.H.