OBSTINATE PUN.
Aliquid is mater unite dextra ordinari læto he at.
A liquid is matter united extraordinarily to heat.
A worthy Cambrian at the recent Eisteddfod, or Welsh Musical Festival, after staying a short time at the concert, walked off, shaking his head, exclaiming, "I like singing and drinking by turns—here it is all sing and no drink—that will never do."