A GOOD FELLOW.
The secretary of a literary society being requested to draw up "a definition of a good fellow," applied to the members of the club, individually, for such hints as they could furnish, when, he received the following:—
Mr. Golightly.—A good fellow is one who rides blood horses, drives four-in-hand, speaks when he's spoken to, sings when he's asked, always turns his back on a dun, and never on a friend.
Mr. Le Blanc.—A good fellow is one who studies deep, reads trigonometry, and burns love songs; has a most cordial aversion for dancing and D'Egville, and would rather encounter a cannon than a fancy ball.
Hon. G. Montgomery.—A good fellow is one who abhors moralists and mathematics, and adores the classics and Caroline Mowbray.
Sir T. Wentworth.—A good fellow is one who attends the Fox-dinners, who goes to the Indies to purchase independence, and would rather encounter a buffalo than a boroughmonger.
Mr. M. Sterling.—A good fellow is a good neighbour, a good citizen, a good relation; in short, a good man.
Mr. M. Farlane.—A good fellow is a bonnie braw John Hielandman.
Mr. O'Connor.—A good fellow is one who talks loud and swears louder; cares little about learning, and less about his neckcloth; loves whiskey, patronizes bargemen, and wears nails in his shoes.
Mr. Musgrave.—A good fellow is prime—flash—and bang-up.
Mr. Burton.—A good fellow is one who knows "what's what," keeps accounts, and studies Cocker.
Mr. Rowley.—A good fellow likes turtle and cold punch, drinks Port when he can't get Champagne, and dines on mutton with Sir Robert, when he can't get venison at my lord's.
Mr. Lozell.—A good fellow is something compounded of the preceding.
Mr. Oakley.—A good fellow is something perfectly different from the preceding,—or Mr. Oakley is an ass.