Homers

(From The Sketch, London.)

The Policeman: "What have you got there? Pigeons?"

The Englishman (naturalized): "No; they vos singing-birds."

The Policeman: "What song do they sing?"

The Englishman (naturalized): "Home, sveet home."


The New Year’s Present That We Are Wishing For

(From La Vie Parisienne, Paris.)

A Million English Soldiers to Help Us Drive the Germans from France and Belgium.