Homers
(From The Sketch, London.)
The Policeman: "What have you got there? Pigeons?"
The Englishman (naturalized): "No; they vos singing-birds."
The Policeman: "What song do they sing?"
The Englishman (naturalized): "Home, sveet home."
The New Year’s Present That We Are Wishing For
(From La Vie Parisienne, Paris.)
A Million English Soldiers to Help Us Drive the Germans from France and Belgium.