What Italy Thinks of “Guglielmo”

(A SERIES OF ITALIAN POSTCARDS.)

Himself to God: "If I were not
afraid of Thee I would declare
war upon Thee also!"		Guglielmo's Dream. The map
bears the inscription, "The Great
German Empire."
"Isn't there somebody else to
declare war upon?"
"There's the Republic of San
Marino, your Majesty."		 Guglielmo (bearing the
European war): "Heavens! It's
beginning to get heavy."

You Can’t Bluff the Turk

(From Simplicissimus, Munich.)

"Will you restore the capitulations
immediately?"		"No."
"Will you give up the Goeben and the
Breslau immediately?"		"No."
"In respect to the Dardanelles, will you
immediately——?"
"No. And now suppose you just put
up that revolver."		"With pleasure! The thing wasn't loaded
at all!"