ADAM: THE MAN WHO NEVER WAS A BOY.

Of all the men the world has seen

Since Time his rounds began,

There’s one I pity every day—

Earth’s first and foremost man;

Just think of all the fun he missed

By failing to enjoy

The dear delights of youthtime,

For—he never was a boy.

He never stubbed his naked toe

Against a root or stone,

He never with a pin-hook fished

For minnows all alone;

He never sought the bumblebee

Among the daisies coy,

Nor felt its business end,

Because—he never was a boy.

He never hookey played, nor tied

A bright and shining pail,

Down in the alley all alone,

To a trusting poodle’s tail.

And when he home from swimmin’ came,

His pleasure to destroy

No slipper interfered,

Because—he never was a boy.

He might remember splendid times

In Eden’s bowers—yet

He never acted Romeo

To a six-year Juliet.

He never sent a valentine

Intended to annoy

His good but maiden aunt,

Because—he never was a boy.

He never cut a kite string, no,

Nor hid an Easter egg;

He never spoiled his pantaloons

A playin’ mumbley-peg.

He never from the attic stole

A ‘coon-hunt to enjoy,

Nor found the “old man” waiting,

For—he never was a boy.

I pity him, why should I not?

I even drop a tear;

He never knew how much he missed;

He never will, I fear.

And always when those dear old days

My memories employ,

I pity him, earth’s only man

Who—never was a boy.

Pittsburgh Dispatch.

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