A Fatal Mistake.
Bliffers—What's wrong to-day, Bluffers? You look blue.
Bluffers—I'll never forgive myself. I kicked a caller out of my house last night.
"Huh! I've kicked out many a one. Young fellow, I suppose?"
"No; past middle age."
"Well, these old codgers have no business to be coming around sparking young girls. I kicked out one of that sort last week."
"Yes, but I've found out this man wasn't courting my daughter. He was after my mother-in-law."
—Philadelphia Record.