Our Cunning Kids.
A city child, wandering over a farm-yard with its father, was greatly frightened at the sight of a good-sized gobbler.
"Why, my boy, you don't mean to say that you're afraid of a turkey, when you ate one only yesterday."
"Yes, pa, but this one isn't cooked."
—Judge.
Some returned Boomers who failed to get claims in the Oklahoma territory are said to be anxious that Col. Ingersoll shall go out to Guthrie and modify his views as to the non-existence of Hades.
—Munsey's Weekly.