The Latest Style.
Customer (who has brought material for a gown and trimming for a bonnet eight days before)—This costume appears to be very short and tight! Did you use all the goods?
Modiste—Great Heavens! Can it be that I made the gown out of the bonnet trimming and trimmed the bonnet with the dress pattern?
—Fliegende Blätter.
If the Prince of Wales' serious attack of the gout continues much longer, it will begin to affect the walk of swell young men in New York.
—Kansas City Journal.
Cholly—Aw, Fweddie, did you see her smile at me? Quite angelic, doncher know.
Fweddie—Smiled, did she? Well, I cahn't blame her. Youah looks sometimes make me smile, bah jove.
—Chicago Liar.
A number of the school-ma'ams are employing their Summer vacations in educating the blind. Their only pupil is a bad boy named Cupid.
—Chicago News.