Where They Might Economize.
Bagley—I hear that Mrs. Mosenthal has presented you with twins, Solomon.
Mr. Mosenthal—Yes, it vas a fact, twin boys or I'm a liar.
"Must be quite an expense, eh?"
"Yes, but dere's vone good t'ing I t'ought of. De same photograph will do for little Ikey or little Jakey; dey look so mooch like."
—America.