IHOW DEACON TUBMAN AND PARSON WHITNEY KEPT NEW YEAR'S(Illustrated by THOMAS WORTH)[Vignette Initial—"New Year's, eh?"]["What's the matter with the pesky thing?"]["Miranda belonged to that sisterhood commonly known as spinsters"][Miranda's chirography—"A Happy New Year"]["Ha, none of that, you woolly-coated rogue, you"]["I want to talk with you about the church"]["Tell the folks that you won't be back till night"]["It was found that the parson could steer a sled"]["Little Alice Dorchester begged him to stay"]["Old Jack was a horse of a great deal of character"]["Hillow, Deacon, ain't you going to shake out old shamble-heels to-day?"]["Jack was going nigh to a thirty clip"]["Go it, old boy!"][Tail piece]