HUMAN CONDUCT.

Why is it that the heart of man

So full is of vagary,

That when he's told what's right, he jerks

The rein, and does contrary.

Like skittish horse, or stubborn pig,

Or other self-willed creature,

That in the public highways shows

Its vile and perverse nature.

There's many a lesson taught to man,

But little does he mind them,

Many's the warning given to him,—

He throws them all behind him.

But let me a short tale relate

Instead of moralising,

You'll prize it more, I dare to say,

Than any such premising.

The sun was shining on the hills,

The countryside looked sweeter,

And brighter and more beautiful

Than I can tell in metre.

It was the spring-time of the year,

That pleasant balmy season,

When freshness passes o'er the earth,

And come the buds the trees on.

When Nature young looks, and is young,

But though she dresses gaily,

The time grows old, for Time, like man,

Grows older daily, daily!

Ah me! that men should be so weak

As not to read the lesson,—

Ripe fruits are offered them, but they

The garbage love to mess on.

One day along a country road

With hedge and hawthorn bristling,

A country lad was passing, and

In merry mood was whistling.

Stout was he and his joints well knit,

And firm as time-tried timber,

But light withal and agile too,

No sapling yet was limber.

Anon a horseman came that way

Who sat on horseback rarely,

This the horse knew as well as he,

And so had bolted fairly.

The young man eyed him as he came

And was by no means idle,

For as he passed he leapt in front,

And caught him by the bridle.

The horse reared back, and with the shock

His rider fell right over

Among the mud, and well for him

The place was soft as clover.

Brought to his feet, without a hurt,

But all o'er very muddy,

He thanked the lad, well-pleased to find

He sound was and unbloody.

He was a thin spare man, and past

Mid-life, and looking sickly;

Not that his health was touched at all,

Or that his limbs were weakly;

But he had been for many years

In towns a constant dweller,

Confined to business close, and this

On health is oft a teller.

He had an eye for bales and goods,

And turnings of the market;

But for the country's picturesque,

His shadow rare did dark it.

He rode out had to breathe the air,

And give his nerves a bracing,

His steed unruly had become,

His horsemanship disgracing.

The countryman pulled up some grass,

No readier thing appearing,

And rubbed him down in ostler style,

The mud from off him clearing.

And then for having saved his life,—

To cut my tale the shorter,—

He offered him, as a reward,

To take him as his porter;

And if he showed capacity,

To give him education,

To make him fit in course of time,

To fill a higher station.

The youth agreed to't, for he thought,

(While handing back the bridle)

He'd like the change, besides just then

He happened to be idle.

In Glasgow busy city now,

Behold this country clown bred,

First porter and then junior clerk,

And learning to be town bred.

Years passed, the sun shines once a day,

But days make years, and every

Sun that rises counts one, thus time

Flows on, as water rivery.

Through all gradations of the desk

The youth, still true and steady,

Had risen till, from senior clerk,

He partner was already.

The merchant now, as commerce had

To counting-house long held him,

Resolved to take his ease at last,

And came to business seldom:

The junior partner and head-clerk

Care of the cash-box keeping,

While he himself had chosen to be

What's called the partner sleeping.

The countryman, no longer young,

Had toiled both late and early,

And gained some wealth, and 'twas his boast

That he had won it fairly.

But with it he had learnt betimes

And aye the more the faster,

Some of the city's ways that were

Not pleasing to his master.

He ne'er had married, and was fond

Of being hospitable;

For 'twas his pride always to have

His friends around his table:

And so extravagant became,

To feasting much addicted,

And rich wines drinking, which of course

His income much restricted.

One night his master was in town

And heard he had a party,

An old man now, not wanting sense,

But humorous and hearty;

Yet this he to himself oft thought,

He thought that 'twas a pity,

His clerk should spend his money in

Thus feasting all the city.

And so resolved to call on him

And bring him to his senses,

Not by a lecture commonplace

Of prudence and expenses:

But by a something which he had,

A sort of old memento,

That in his judgment was well worth

Of lectures grave a cento.

It was a frosty night, and there

Had been a fall of snow on,

The slippery streets required great skill

And caution them to go on.

With but one fall, he reached the house,

The entrance well he knew there,

Sudden and unexpected burst

Amidst the jovial crew there.

The gas burnt clear, the host looked blue,

And not the lights, as use is

When one particular guest appears

That no one introduces.

He said, "Lies the skeleton frost

On one street and another,

"I tripped and fell, and where I lay

One skeleton hugged his brother.

"His breath is on each pane congealed,

Cold enters through each portal,

"How my teeth chatter with the cold,

A sign that we are mortal.

"What's this, a banquet spread and rich,

The wines all bright and glowing,

"No thought of this when you I met

Along the road-side going."

He then produced a bundle which

He opened with derision,

And singly held up the contents

To their astonished vision.

There was the wellworn hairy cap,

The corderoys to back it,

His host had owned, and there too was

His former fustian jacket.

These were the clothes the country lad

Had on at their first meeting,

And these he now brought forth to be

To him his present greeting;

That he might pause in his career

Of jollity and revel,

Lest in his age, reduced he should

Be to his former level.

'Tis strange that human conduct oft

So reckless is and hollow,

That when the right path reason shows,

It seeks the wrong to follow.

The master having said and done,

Quick vanished from them after:

The host attempted at the time

To turn it off with laughter.

Next morn reflection made him take

The hint,—and to be brief then,—

Though roughly put, 'twas kindly meant,—

He turned o'er a new leaf then.

MORAL.

To be of any use, reproof

Still strong should be and home put,

A lecture grave or saying wise

The mind is quickly from put;

Instead of gen'ral moral saws,

Facts personal lay stress on,

And like a surgeon probing deep,

Reform is in the lesson.