Act I.—Scene II.

Enter Actors.

Room, room, brave gallants, give us room to sport,

For in this room we have a mind to resort—

Resort, and to repeat to you our merry rhyme,

For remember, good sirs, this is Christmas time;

The time to cut up goose pies now doth appear,

So we are come to act our merry mirth here:

At the sounding of the trumpet, and beating of the drum,

Make room, brave gentlemen, and let our actors come.

We are the merry actors that traverses the street;

We are the merry actors that fight for our meat;

We are the merry actors that show the pleasant play:

Step in, thou king of Egypt, and clear the way.

King of Egypt. I am the king of Egypt, as plainly doth appear,

And Prince George he is my only son and heir:

Step in, therefore, my son, and act thy part with me,

And shew forth thy praise before the company.

Prince George. I am Prince George, a champion brave and bold,

For with my spear I’ve won three crowns of gold;

’Twas I that brought the Dragon to the slaughter,

And I that gain’d the Egyptian monarch’s daughter.

In Egypt’s fields I prisoner long was kept,

But by my valour I from them soon ’scap’d:

I sounded at the gates of a divine,

And out came a giant of no good design;

He gave me a blow, which almost struck me dead,

But I up with my sword, and did cut off his head.

Alexander. Hold, Stacker, hold, pray do not be so hot,

For on this spot thou knowest not who thou’s got;

’Tis I that’s to hash thee and smash thee as small as flies,

And lend thee to Satan to make minch pies:

Minch pies hot, minch pies cold—

I’ll send thee to Satan ere thou be three days’ old.

But, hold, Prince George, before thou go away,

Either thou or I must die this bloody day;

Some mortal wounds thou shalt receive by me,

So let us fight it out most manfully.

[Exeunt.