THE FAIRY CENTAPHRASE
If you would learn to speak good French
Without each awful rule
That all the would-be Frencheys use
When they attend French school,
Then seek the FAIRY CENTAPHRASE
He'll teach you how to say
Just everything you want to know
And in the proper way.
Through his delightful training box
Almost within a week
The best of French expressions
You will learn to speak
And ask for all the goodies
On menu cards we see
With just the proper accent
For breakfast, dinner, tea.
Through CENTAPHRASE, great system,
You may make your own
The ever dreaded idioms
By carrying in your pocket
Within a small neat case
A few for your digestion
As you go any place.