UNCLE SAM'S PITTSBURGH ARSENAL

[Spoken at the Centenary Celebration, April 17th.]

These hoary walls if they could speak

What wondrous tales they'd tell!

Of many strange encounters

That long ago befell

Good Pittsburgh folks who laid these stones

One hundred years ago

When Uncle Sam looked at John Bull

As his most hated foe.

The builders in those good old days,

Who fashioned this old wall

Knew naught of graft or cheap cement:

They built things not to fall.

And so we see the magazines

And walls are just as good

As when in days of Lafayette

These sturdy bulwarks stood

And frowned on him as he passed by

As if they wished to say,

"Your day will pass but we will stand

Till centuries roll away."

They heard the dread explosion

That shook their very ground

But firm they stood as bulwarks

When stones fell all around.

Again when dreadful RIOT

Brought bloodshed in its path

These walls though dyed with crimson

Looked coldly on man's wrath.

Not even blood of soldiers

Could make them shed a tear

And that is why these sturdy walls

Have reached their hundredth year.

The moral of this little tale

Is that we should not weep and wail

But ever put away all fears

So we may live a hundred years.