Transcriber's Notes

1. Table of Contents with title-wise navigation-links, added by the transcriber.

2. Typographical errors and hyphenation inconsistencies were silently corrected.

3. Some illustrations appearing before chapter heading in the original, are placed next to heading of relevant chapter.

4.The cover image was created from the title page by the transcriber and is placed in the public domain.

Table of Contents.

ChapterPage
[A Christmas Wish For All My Friends] [ 6]
[PREFACE][ 7]
[AUTHOR AT ONE YEAR OLD][Plate 1]
[The Pet's Christmas Carol][ 9]
[A Great Surprise][ 9]
[Santa's Reindeer In The Sky][10]
[Nissen, The Santa Claus of Norway][13]
[After The Fourth Was Over][14]
[A Kitten Gone To Waste][15]
[The New Baby][15]
[Woes Caused By Whooping Bugs][16]
[How Simple Simon Became Wise][16]
[AUTHOR AT TWO YEARS OLD][Plate 2]
[Too Many Dolls][17]
[The Cat Extincted The Canary][17]
[A Boy's Complaint][18]
[Koppa After Pi][18]
[A Whingwang Sonnet Of An Easter Bonnet][19]
[The Giant Arithmos][20]
[Good Weather Assured][20]
[Roosevelt Complimented By Mama Lion][21]
[All Dentists Go To Heaven][21]
[The Time Of His Life][22]
[King Teddy, The Fearless][23]
[Good Bye To Teddy Bears][23]
[Cats A Kissin (Catechism)][23]
[Hens][24]
[AUTHOR AT THREE YEAR OLD][Plate 3]
[Please Grandpa, Croak][25]
[Wee Willie's First Hair Cut][25]
[Wise Replies][25]
[It Takes A Cigar A Long Time To Wear Out][26]
[An Esperanto Poem Plain To All][26]
[Answers, Not Questions, Cause Trouble][27]
[The Pure Blooded Pup][28]
[Too ticklish to Count His Ribs][30]
[The Young Mail Carrier][31]
[On Thanksgiving][31]
[Living Valentines Presented By Cupid][32]
[AUTHOR AT FOUR YEARS OLD][Plate 4]
[Universal Peace][34]
[All The World Cries][35]
[Could Only Ask Questions][35]
[Let The Bumble Be][36]
[Take That Gum From Your Mouth And Put Your Feet In][37]
[The Tersest Bathing Suit][37]
[Furs Lined With Kittens][38]
[A Boy's Description Of A Goat][38]
[A Riddle][39]
[Grandpa's Head Cums Frew His Hair][39]
[Susan Rewarded For Twenty Year's Service][40]
[AUTHOR AT FIVE YEARS OLD][Plate 5]
[Bridget Makes Split Pea Soup][41]
[Lazy White Men Sit While Flying Through The Air][41]
[To Save Him From A Whipping][42]
[A Skillet In Society (Alias A Chafing Dish)][43]
[Autos Change Good Luck][44]
[A Boy Who Was Hero And villian][45]
[Wise Ignatius Escapes A Whipping][46]
[Nervous Jelly][47]
[One Johnson More, One Smith Less][48]
[AUTHOR AT SIX YEARS OLD][Plate 6]
[Pride][49]
[Job Smarter Than Modern Babies][50]
[Only Naughty Children See "Spooks" On Hallow'een][51]
[Six Year Old Girl Writes Poem Hoping To Save Forest Trees][52]
[An Appeal To The Fairies][52]