Dr. ( To Granny. ) Sell doots.
Granny. Wos?
Dr. Sell doots. Now kent der eich widder setza.
Granny. Denksht es wart now goot?
Dr. Ich will eich eppes gevva for dee levver. De levver shoft net.
Granny. Wos?
Dr. ( Louder. ) Ire levver shoft net recht.
Granny. Ferwas net? ( Enter Ike, listens. )
Dr. ( Loud. ) I, dee goll de shoft ivvershich, und won deer shnouft, no pressed der—der— diaphragm uf der duodenum und sell mocht eich shmertza in dee bronikle tubes. Fershtate deer?
Ike. ( Aside. ) Gott im himmel! Wos der Dr. net so feel wase!