Belinda. Of course not. (A little awkwardly, taking Delia's arm and moving down R.) Darling one, I wonder if you'd mind–just at first–being introduced as my niece. (By now at foot of deck-chair.) You see, I expect they're in a bad temper already (now C.), having come here together, and we don't want to spoil their day entirely.
Delia (smiling, on Belinda's L.). I'll be your mother if you like.
Belinda. Oh no, that wouldn't do, because then Mr. Baxter would feel that he ought to ask your permission before paying his attentions to me. He's just that sort of man. A niece is so safe–however good you are at statistics, you can't really prove anything.
Delia. All right, mummy.
Belinda (enjoying herself). You'd like to be called by a different name, wouldn't you? There's something so thrilling about taking a false name. Such a lot of adventures begin like that. How would you like to be Miss Robinson, darling? It's a nice easy one to remember. (Persuasively.) And you shall put your hair up so as to feel more disguised. What fun we're going to have!
Delia. You baby! All right, then, I'm Miss Robinson, your favourite niece. (She takes her jacket from the hammock and moves towards the house.)
Belinda. How sweet of you! No, no, not that way–you'll meet them. (Following quickly up between tree and table to Delia, who has now reached the house.) Oh, I'm coming with you to do your hair. (Moving up C., arm in arm with Delia.) You don't think you're going to be allowed to do it yourself, when so much depends on it, and husbands leave you because of it, and—
(Belinda, seeing Betty entering from house, hurries Delia up R., and they bob down behind the yew hedge R. Betty comes from the house into the garden, crossing to centre and up stage looking for Belinda, followed by Mr. Baxter and Mr. Devenish. Baxter gives an angry look round at Devenish as he enters. Mr. Baxter is forty-five, prim and erect, with close-trimmed moustache and side-whiskers. His clothes are dark and he wears a bowler-hat. Mr. Devenish is a long-haired, good-looking boy in a négligé costume; perhaps twenty-two years old, and very scornful of the world. Baxter crosses to L. below Betty, and turns to her with a sharp inquiring glance. Devenish moves down R., languidly admiring the garden.)
Betty (looking about her surprised). The mistress was here a moment ago. (The two heads pop up from behind the hedge and then down again immediately. Belinda and Delia exeunt R.). I expect she'll be back directly, if you'll just wait.
(She goes back into the house.)