Binker.

Binker isn't greedy, but he does like things to eat,

So I have to say to people when they're giving me a sweet,

"Oh, Binker wants a chocolate, so could you give me two?"

And then I eat it for him, 'cos his teeth are rather new.

Well, I'm very fond of Daddy, but he hasn't time to play,

And I'm very fond of Mummy, but she sometimes goes away,

And I'm often cross with Nanny when she wants to brush my hair ...

But Binker's always Binker, and is certain to be there.