"When you hole a long putt for a half."

"You generally say, 'What about that for a good putt, old thing? Thirty yards at least,'" suggested Gerald.

"No."

"Is it—is it 'Alleluia'?" suggested Mrs. Gerald timidly.

"Yes."

"Dennis," I said, "you're an ass."


"And now," said Norah at the end of the game, "who's won?"

They counted up their marks.

"Ten," said Norah.