GOLF
CHAPTER I
The documents in the case are these:
Him to Me
"Come and play golf on Thursday. What is your handicap? I expect you will be too good for me."
Me to Him
"MY GOOD THOMAS,—Don't be silly. I will play you at cricket, tennis, lawn tennis, football (both codes), croquet, poker-patience, high diving and here-we-go-round-the-mulberry-bush. If you insist, I will take you on at prisoners' base and billiards. Moreover I can dance the pavane. Yours ever,
"ADOLPHUS
"P.S.—Anyhow, I haven't any clubs."
Him to Me