"P.S.—Which she isn't proud, but does think it's a little bit classier than an uncle."
And so, finally, I;
"DEAR CHILD,—I've thought of the very thing. I am, THE BABY'S UNCLE"
That ends Chapter I. Here we go on to
CHAPTER II
Chapter II finds me in the toy department of the Stores.
"I want," I said, "a present for a child."
"Yes, sir. About how old?"
"It must be quite new," I said sternly. "Don't be silly. Oh, I see. Well, the child is only a baby."
"Ah, yes. Now here—if it's at all fond of animals——"