Jones. Yes, sir. (Rings bell.)
Smith. She WOULD split her infinitives. … We quarrelled. … She left me. … I have never seen her again.
Jones (excitedly). Did you say she split her infinitives?
Smith. Yes. That was what led to our separation. Why?
Jones. Nothing, only—it's very odd. I wonder—
Enter Boy.
Boy. Did you ring, sir?
Smith. No. But you can show the lady up. (Exit Boy.) You'd better clear out, Jones. I'll explain to her about the money.
Jones. Right you are, sir.
[Exit.